MOOD 01Arrow Surfer
Catches the green candle and rides it standing up. No wetsuit, the jacket stays on.
Cell A1 · the man
Doesn't fit the picture.
Everybody else showed up in the same suit with the same chart. Frunks Ashford showed up with a haircut you could land a plane on, crossed his arms and said nothing.
That's the pitch. No roadmap novel, no promises. One odd-looking guy and one arrow, and the arrow only knows one way to point.
286cm of haircut, edge to edge
22stripes on the shirt. He counted.
0.18how well he fits the usual picture
1.456raised eyebrows per passer-by
0.287seconds a day spent on doubt
344arrows pointing up. Zero down.
Sticker sheet
Four moods, one face.
The expression barely changes. Everything around it does. Collect all four, or just the one that matches your day.
MOOD 01
MOOD 02Full Bull
Half man, half market sentiment. The horns came free with the haircut.
MOOD 03Hair Glider
When the chart needs lift, the haircut becomes an aircraft. One coin for the toll.
MOOD 04Green Day
Rare footage of a smile. Only happens when the candle closes up.
Try it
One direction: higher.
Press the button. See if you can make it go any other way. (You can't. We checked.)
ALTITUDE0.18
Frunks is waiting. Arms crossed.
Four candles
How to get $FRUNKS.
1
Get a wallet
Use the one you already trust. If you don't have one, it takes about two minutes.
2
Load it up
Add funds, and leave a little on the side for network fees.
3
Copy the CA
Take the contract address from this page or the official X. Nowhere else.
4
Swap, then cross your arms
Paste the CA into your DEX, check the chart, swap for $FRUNKS. Then stand like he does.
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